
Hole Show@hole-show
Hole Show: Shitty Ren Faire
Fri, Jul 17 9pm
Crystal Ballroom, 55 Davis Square, Somerville, MA

📜📯💥HEAR YE, HERE YEE!! ‼️ WELL CUME 💦💦TO THE SHITEIEST RENAISSANCE FAIRE IN ALL THE LAND🏰🐉🤺👸! It’S just like a REN Faire, but not as good💩🐉‼️!! 📜📯💥‼️THE LACK OF QUALITEE 📦 WILL EMBOLDEN THEE TO ADORN A COSTUME 🃏THAT IS FOR YOUALONE🧑🎤 , and not other people! Revel in the crunchiness that petticoats in July has to offer!! 🥵🥵🥵🔥💃‼️ More shite than what is even on the flyer, coming soon! Poster art stolen from dead twink 🥀Aubrey Beardsley💁♂️, and little guys drawn up custom by @king.killabite 🤴🏽THE KING HIMMESELFE!!
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